1. Most Eastern European cities have pedestrian walkways that are underground. They are surprisingly safe, containing stalls where basic foodstuffs and home supplies can be bought.

2. This woman is bathing with fountain water. Located in the main square.

3. Example of the Soviet-style architecture. Locals hate it but I found buildings like this to be interesting.

4. Another example. Notice the concrete layering, as if it was a cake. Stalin was a big fan of this (take a look at the monstrosity he erected in Warsaw.)

5. This scene looks like something out of a dystopian movie. The circle could be a launch pad for alien spacecraft.

6. Pile of dirt located in front of a cinema, within sight of the main square.

7. Sidewalk is undergoing construction. Is it safe to cross?

8. This is the cube, located in the center of several popular bars and clubs. Apparently not that popular, because this was the scene on a weekend night. The nightlife here was sorely lacking.

9. The best part of the city was this park. Locals flocked here on the weekend. I approached many Romanian women around this area.

10. Ground level of the park, with view of the palace, forever under refurbishment.

11. People ask me how I make my money. Well now you know.

Would you like to know the name of the city so you immediately can plan your trip?

P.S. My newest book is called Poosy Paradise. It's about my three month trip to Romania in search of poosy paradise. Click here to learn more about the book.

The following is an interview with the American man who goes by the name of Fisto on RVF. He recently came back from an incredible Southeast Asia trip where he fornicated with nearly 100 girls in 5 months. His game and ability has been vouched by several men. I interviewed him to find out more.

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You went to Southeast Asia recently and had sex with 96 girls. Can you give more details about your success along with what you did to make it happen? What type of game did you use? What were some hurdles you had to overcome?  

I spent 2 months in Thailand, the rest of the time I was in Vietnam, Indonesia, and the Philippines.  In Thailand, the girls are very, very, intimidated. I learned that if you make even the smallest amount of eye contact, that is a good indicator that she’s interested.  It’s so subtle that you would actually think the opposite considering how quickly they look away (RVF member Rionomad taught me this).  There, I had to tone down the vibe a bit.

I realized pretty quick that Thais in general can get overwhelmed and they just mentally shut down.  It’s like when your computer freezes, there’s just nothing there. THC (another member) and I just started carrying around scraps of paper with our numbers already written on them.  We’d almost have to force girls to take the paper only to hear from them later, apologizing.  Honestly, Thailand was my least favorite place, so many chumps go there and give the rest of us a bad reputation.  Decent girls are sometimes reluctant to go out with you because they don’t want anyone they know to think they’re whores.  In addition, I flat out hated being associated with these guys that were obviously paying for sex.  I was able to learn a bit of Thai and it really wasn’t until I returned there for a 2 week stopover after Indonesia that I felt dialed in and really started having more success.

In Vietnam, I had one of my hottest bangs ever.  This girl was just attractive on so many levels.  I was there 3 weeks and I can tell you, forget going out to try and pick up good girls or thinking you can shore (get free sex out of a prostitute).  “Good” girls are not likely to be out in most of the clubs we came across (In Saigon anyway) and these girls that are hookers are too hardcore.

The pros might like you but they were just as stubborn about getting you to pay as I was about the principle of NOT paying.  In Thailand, shoring (banging a prostitute was free) was pretty standard by the end of the night.  In Vietnam, you would literally have to “get lucky” to find that.  I think Vietnam is all about day game and online game.  You’ve got to have your logistics dialed in regarding having a hotel that allows guests and you better be sure you know where you are.  Taxis are ruthless there.  I actually jumped out of a few cabs when they started trying to rip me off.  One tried to chase me down after I jumped out of the window.  The doors wouldn’t open and he kept driving when I was telling him to stop in Vietnamese and I lost him on a one way street by changing direction and running behind his car.

Indonesia was a welcome relief and where I first started doubling up consistently.  I went from being just another “falang” in Thailand (and even in Vietnam) to exploiting the “white god factor”.  THC and I would walk by and girls would stare at us and give each other high fives if we smiled at them.  The only thing holding you back in that place is the language barrier.  Bahasa Indonesion is very easy to pick up since there isn’t much grammar and it sounds phonetically the way it’s spelled.  There’s so many fine women in that place, it was hard to leave.  Everywhere I looked there was a girl I wanted to smash.  It reminded me of Latin culture because of the passion the girls had. Coming from two very reserved places and then jumping into that was great. The girls have these curvy bodies and the sex was amazing.  Girls in Thailand were pretty terrible in bed by comparison, even the pros weren’t any good (and you’d expect them to be since it’s their job).

Lastly there was the Philippines, my favorite place.  In Thailand, no one gives a damn about where you are from. The close mindedness was off the charts.  You’re just a farang there.  Unless you are talking about Thailand or Thai food, the girls have almost no interest.  I remember being out and that remix song “If you’re going to San Francisco” by Scott McKenzie came on and all the girls were singing the chorus at the top of their lungs.  I asked “Do you know where San Francisco is?”  She looked at me and said “No”.  I was amazed that these girls had been singing this song for years and it never dawned on them to ask where San Francisco was.  Or when I’d say I’m from Las Vegas, I’d be met with a blank stare, compared to in the Philippines girls and guys alike would be excited to talk about it.  IN FLUENT ENGLISH.

There I met people that I shared intrinsic interests with.  It was a huge obstacle to negotiate these language barriers everywhere else but in Manila even the garbage men spoke English.  In addition, Thailand thinks of Muay Thai as being low class, and my background in MMA was really a demonstration of lower value (unless I was talking to some low class girls),  In Manila, I was treated like a rockstar. Girls wanted pictures, clubs comped me and my friends cover charges, and the guys wanted to be friends.  It was great.  I ran into one guy from the forum who introduced me to all sorts of people in his social circle so I was almost dialed in from the beginning.  It’s here that I banged more girls than the other 3 places combined (I also stayed here the longest).  It wasn’t uncommon for me to triple up new notches 3 or 4 days in a row and then have 2 regular girls come by a day also.

The girl that was just a friend that helped me get my short term apartment was telling me that the leasing agent was saying the whole hotel staff was talking about the number of girls I was bringing back.

At the end looking back, my biggest obstacle in all four countries (just like everywhere really) is drinking too much.  I lost a phone in each country while too fucked up. I had to start from zero with all my contacts and there was a lull between losing a phone and getting a new one.  I probably missed about a dozen notches because of that.

THC jokes about putting a “buy Fisto an iphone” button on our blog.

With such stupendous success, it’s predictable that many basement dwellers will try to diminish your feat by saying you are exaggerating or had sex with unattractive girls. What do you say to that?

To be perfectly honest, I feel like I missed out on a ton of new notches.  I’d get pissed off and impatient and tell girls to piss off.  I’d forget to follow up, I’d be hungover and cancel,  I’d want to actually experience the culture and take a break from going out every night. I missed out on dozens of notches just from being a poor planner. (I wrote an article on how to do the same thing I did with scheduling, logistics, and different kinds of “dates” to have the same success.)

As far as doubters, I really reminds me of a Marcus Aurelius quote I’m sure I’ll butcher but the gist is “Don’t doubt a man’s feat just because you have never heard of such an act, but rather, assume because he did it, you can do it too.”

In regards to haters or basement dwellers, I expected the hate.  All I can say is that  I’ve met a lot of guys from the RVF forum that can vouch for my success.  They can also vouch for the fact that I’ve screwed up a lot as well.

As far as the quality of women, I consider myself to have pretty good standards and while I did fuck some unattractive girls on occasion, I’d say almost 95% passed the boner test and that is the only thing I care about (the only thing any man should care about in my opinion).  I’ve posted photos on the blog and RVF, and I think most guys would agree I bang quality girls.

What do you think of Thailand as a country? What are its strengths and weaknesses? Is it somewhere that you can see yourself living long-term? Would you recommend it to white guys in America who are struggling to get laid?

Thailand is probably the place I feel most conflicted about.  It’s got so many pros and cons that the list is almost endless.  It’s strengths are the relative cost of living for a Westerner and modern infrastructure as well as the median quality of girl.  It’s cons to me are pretty high as well.  The people are very close minded, not intellectually curious, and behind all those smiles is some straight up evil intentions if you do something they don’t like.  As a white man, you might be considered attractive, but you are still a 2nd class citizen.

I wouldn’t recommend a guy who is struggling to get laid in America go there and think he just has to show up to bang an attractive girl.  It doesn’t work like that.  I can’t tell you how many times I saw some guy with some ugly semi pro acting like he was on top of the world.  Actually maybe it is a good idea for a guy with no game to go there as long as he’s willing to pay money. Ignorance is bliss they say.  I could never be satisfied with those sort of results myself but to each his own.

Vietnam – I’ll be the first to admit THC and I fucked this trip up.  We had planned to take a motorcycle ride up the Ho Chi Minh trail from Saigon to Hanoi but we were too drunk, too hungover, and too disorganized to get it done in time for a wedding we were invited to in Indonesia.  We even started saying “Don’t Vietnaminate this!” when we didn’t want to screw something up.

Vietnam is a potential gold mine for a guy that can stay there for a little while.  There are a ton of good girls and virgins there and it’s a neat place to be as well.

Indonesia – This place is badass.  I loved it.  Jakarta is a bit of a shithole, the traffic sucks, and there’s not much to do but the quality of girls and your status as a foreigner are immense.  I want to go back and spend some more time at some point.

Philippines –  This is where a guy struggling with game and girls should go.  You can come here and really work on your game.  It’s like batting practice.  You can potentially have so many interactions with girls and experience feminine nature on such a large scale that your game has to improve.  It’s great for your confidence and for desensitizing the tendency to put pretty women on a pedestal. I would say learning game in the U.S. is like training with weights, then you go to a place like the Philippines and you can really work on things.  If you don’t have game, these girls will walk all over you as soon as they sense your frame is weak.  They’ll exploit you if they can.  This is where you get to fit in so much volume in a short period that your LMR skills get honed, your frame get’s rewarded for being strong.

You went back to the States for a short time after your Thailand experience. What were your thoughts about encountering American women again? Were they easier or harder to game? Were you happy to interact with them again?

Going back to the States was depressing for a lot of reasons.  Chiefly, it was that NOTHING had changed.  I would catch up with friends and it was like they were in the movie Groundhog Day.

Girls had their typical shitty attitudes and all the other negative things we can list but I had done a good job of keeping the fires warm with my harem and I was able to step right back into it.

My level of notches per/day plummeted but that has a lot to do with my decision to take a break from drinking and going out.  I’m still getting some new notches of high quality, and that definitely helps but the girls here are just so unattractive as people.  I think the SEA trip was great for my inner game.  That sheer number of interactions and volume of women in a short period of time gives you unexpected insights that you simply won’t get unless you experience it.  On top of that, having another comrade on the same level to analyze things and push you to do better was a huge help. The fact is, you have to have game if you want to get higher value women in any country.

I’ve noticed that I simply don’t give a flying fuck about the opinion of women anymore.  I thought I didn’t care before but I realize I actually did.  I used to care a great deal.  But somewhere along the way I realized that believing in yourself and accomplishing things of merit will give you a sense of value that’s independent of anyone else’s summation.  It’s a liberating feeling when you finally internalize the “take it or leave it” sentiment.  It’s strange but I think a big part of achieving that is banging a large number of women.  You start realizing that there is not much special about them. They are “nice” when it’s convenient for them.  They’re children emotionally, and who could take a child’s opinion about almost anything seriously?  This may sound harsh but it’s the conclusion I’ve come to.  I made deep connections with some girls but again, I think that was more out of accepting their flawed nature and being real about how they are.

It has been said that intense travel experiences change you to such an extent that you are unable to resume the life you left behind. Are you finding this to be true? Have you noticed ways the trip has changed you?

This trip really gave me a lot of insights into women as well as my own life.  I was on a roller coaster when it came to satisfaction and being fulfilled in my life before this trip.  I observed some things about myself and I noticed that I felt my best when I was doing at least 3 out of the following 4 things:

1. Going to battle / Being physically fit – Some kind of martial arts training combined with a fitness regimen.

2. Problem Solving / Learning new skills and sharpening old ones – For me, travel and learning the language of the place I was in was very rewarding.  Just negotiation how to get from point A to point B without the taxi trying to rip you off was an obstacle that would give you a sense of satisfaction.

3. Productivity in your profession – Pretty self explanatory.  I realized that as much as I love MMA and fighting, I don’t want to toil in obscurity just to maybe get a few fights in the UFC.  I want to make travel and reporting on the places I go and my experiences my “job”.  I don’t know how to monetize it but I’ve learned to believe in myself, I think if I keep going an opportunity will present itself.

4. Positive social interactions that lead to sex – I think all of these are genetic movers but this one is probably the one that is most powerful.  It’s not that women’s opinions matter, but it is that you as a social animal and “alpha male” have a harem of women that you control.

I noticed I feel the most fulfilled and satisfied with my own life when at least 3 of the 4 things are being met at once.

I’m working it out now but I really believe this is true for all men.  I believe this is how we as MEN can actually be happy.

What are your future travel and professional plans?

THC, 20Nation, and myself have decided to join forces and start a blog called SwoopTheWorld.com.  We cover our travel experiences, drop data sheets, lay reports, game insights we’ve had, adventures we’ve gotten into, and soon we will start having interviews with men of stature that can share their own insights and adventures.

I’m headed to Spain for about 3-4 months and then I want to go try and do another 6 month trip in South America.

Do you have any final words of wisdom for guys who want to accomplish you have?

Every man owes it to himself to put his happiness up as his highest moral calling.  Your choices are your own and to hell with anyone that thinks differently.  I think it’s sometimes best to keep your dreams to yourself because haters will try and kill it or sabotage you.  I think productivity in those four areas I outlined earlier is the key to getting your inner game down and being comfortable in your own skin.

Some other observations: I saw how true the “Red Pill/Blue Pill” analogy is. Once you shake off what society has brainwashed you into thinking is right for you, you understand it’s only right for women and NOT for you. And people have a hard time facing that, even to the extent it’s easier for them to LIE to themselves and convince themselves they don’t want that. Any MAN saying “I don’t want to bang many different women, get to know many hot girls and having a good time with them, understanding them, getting them at their own game, controlling them better and having them thank you and love you on a deeper level even in return” is deluding himself.

Lastly, I’d like to thank Roosh, RVF, and the rest of the guys out there that contribute to this thing we are all doing.

Read more about Fisto’s adventures and game tips at Swoop The World.

P.S. My newest book is called Poosy Paradise. It's about my three month trip to Romania in search of poosy paradise. Click here to learn more about the book.

PREVIOUSLY: Part 1

Your principal profession is that of a lawyer. What made you decide to take this type of journey? What did you have to do to get the free time from your job? Were you able to fund the trip based on savings or did you continue to work while traveling?

I’ve always loved traveling. I backpacked through Europe after college and was amazed at the world outside America. I had no idea of game back then, and had a girlfriend, so I didn’t so much as kiss a girl in the 5 weeks I was traveling.

Fast forward to 2010. I was in a 4 year relationship and decided to head with my buddy on a trip to Europe, which included Poland and Russia. Talk about being shellshocked. I went from my all American girlfriend from the Midwest to these Eastern European girls. In Poland I met a very cute 22 year old blonde who I ended up going back to her place and messing around (but no bang). I was smiling for days afterwards. And of course, I got my first taste of Russia via St. Pete and Moscow…and I was absolutely blown away. I mean to the point of disbelief.

That led to my eventual lifestyle change and deciding I want to shape it in a way that allows me to travel as much as I can. As to this specific trip, we went to Kiev the year before and realized our Russia trip in 2010 was not an aberration – Kiev was also fantastic and I was similarly blown away at the Ukraine quality. That said, we still have never experienced anything that came close to the visual perfection that was one nightclub we visited in Moscow in 2010, where we were surrounded by literally hundreds of models no older than 24. The number of girls lower than an 8 I could count on one hand that night.

So we wanted to answer this question. What’s better, Russia or Ukraine? Was Moscow that good or was it just our first taste of EE women that left an indelible, yet slightly inflated impression on us. Could anything beat Kiev’s tall, thin and fashionable parade of young girls on a daily basis? And thus our decision to head out for the summer to find out.

But back to my lifestyle change. I worked for a firm for four years before quitting to start my own law practice. My partner hates traveling, so he is almost always in town. I worked hard to build a client base that trusts me, and with lawyers if you get what your clients want they are not likely to leave you, no matter what. There are some really stupid lawyers out there, and if not dumb, then untrustworthy ones that will overcharge their clients. I told my clients where I’m going, I told them I will take care of anything that comes up, and made sure nothing momentous was going on during these three months. They agreed, and off I went.

I did still work when I was gone. Usually during the day for several hours. And given the time difference I had to put in an hour here and there at nights too, even having to cut a date short one night.

FSU women have a reputation for taking time to get into bed, usually requiring at least two dates (at least for me). Are you happy to be back in America where girls can be banged in much quicker time or were you able to bang quickly in the FSU as well? Was there any moment in the FSU, maybe upon facing some difficulty, that you missed American women?

I know the first part of the question is likely rhetorical but I still want to address it. It did not take me very long at all to realize American girls are not a source of happiness or satisfaction. Despite their ease to bang or their hypersexuality often times leading to things like bisexuality or the aforementioned easy sex, it’s just not worth it. All the unnecessary hoops you have to jump through to satisfy their delusional ideal of a man is absurd. I have yet to go on a date yet since returning, but I’m dreading it. The idea of listening to an American girl go on about how much of an asshole her boss is when she does nothing at work, or how her and her friends went on a bunch of online dates to see who can rack up the highest bill (true story) makes me want to off myself.

To be honest, at no point did I miss America. After five or six nights in Novosibirsk in a god awful town without banging I still didn’t miss America. In Moscow after nine nights of not getting close to a bang I still did not miss America.

Ironically in Moscow, the very first girl I approached spoke perfect English. Why? She was from Philadelphia. She was cute, but I was so turned off at that moment that I ended up becoming kind of mean until she left. She was actually into me, but there is a reason I’m in Russia and not Pennsylvania.

With respect to banging quickly in the FSU, as I mentioned earlier 8 of my 14 bangs were the same night. So this belief that girls in the FSU are more conservative, non-slutty, and so on while maybe true to some extent I did not find it to be a blanket rule. But then I thought, is it really true? Could it be those that make these generalizations are the ones talking to girls on the metro, at the coffee shop, at the bookstore? Independent of country, girls who frequent these areas, as opposed to where I go such as loud drunken night clubs, are of course going to be more conservative. And in no way am I discrediting that method, and is something I’m actually trying to incorporate more myself, but ending up with quick sex rarely happens at a cafe eating tiramisu.

Tell us about your strategy at learning Russian. Did you have any favorite resources? How important is it for a man to learn Russian before going to FSU? Do you think you got bangs because of it that you wouldn’t have otherwise?

When we left Kiev in 2012 we knew we had to come back. So my buddy and I enrolled in a night class for a semester at a local community college. This helped us build a foundation, and learn to read and write. We also supplemented with Pimsleur which I enjoyed a lot, and that bolstered our conversational skills. It was hard, but extremely beneficial.

I had success in Kiev without Russian in 2012, but I think knowledge of Russian helps a lot. First off, it opens up doors that otherwise would be closed. Four of my bangs were girls who spoke zero English. While my Russian is nowhere near conversational, I could get through some basic conversation and the girls loved my effort.

One girl that I banged the same night — I was speaking to her at the bar and she asked my name. I grabbed a tissue and pen, and wrote in cursive “my name is ___.” Her eyes almost popped out of her head as she was beyond impressed, saying I’m the first foreigner who knew how to write in cursive. She came back with me later that night. While I don’t believe the sole act of writing in cursive made her decide to drop panty, I’m sure it didn’t hurt. Also, my favorite girl of the trip, that I would have taken time off for as I mentioned above, only spoke Russian. And I had to endure an entire date in Russian with no translator, something I would not have been able to do the year prior.

If there was one moment on this trip that told you the FSU was worth coming back to, what would it be? Besides the women, were there any other benefits the FSU offered over America? How about drawbacks?

There were honestly a lot of moments that rise to that level. The fact that my semi-girlfriend from the last Kiev trip showed up at the airport to greet me with a cake she baked, and in a dress and heels was rather heartwarming. Or the 18 year old girl gushing when she found out I was over 30, exclaiming how she “loves older men!” Or in Moscow the girl I just banged telling me how it’s hard for her to have a boyfriend because there are so many pretty girls in Moscow that guys don’t have to commit.

But the one that stands out in this trip was in Odessa, the first day we arrived. After getting settled in, my buddy went to just grab some cold cuts for lunch and my girl came in the kitchen and literally said “move, a woman is here” and proceeded to cook a 3 course lunch from scrap while her friend cleaned all the dishes. We just sat there and drank beers. Then later in the day they cleaned the entire apartment before we started our evening and put on dresses even though we were just staying in. Please show me one instance of two American girls doing this, much less 21 year olds.

Now aside from the women, one thing I liked about the FSU was the directness of the people there. Maybe it’s because I am coming from LA, but they were very genuine. If they didn’t want to talk to you, they didn’t. If they were interested in you, then you knew it right away. If they were helping you they actually cared about providing you some assistance. I prefer this type of interaction.

There are of course drawbacks too. I had to deal with some corrupt cops in Ukraine on more than one occasion. We had two guys follow us out of a club and yell at us in Russian for over 10 minutes until they finally gave up and went away. Some of the stuff I buy at the grocery store I have no idea what it is. I can’t find coconut oil or apple cider vinegar. Your clothes usually feel like cardboard after washing given no dryer. Service can sometimes suck at restaurants and bars. If a Russian guy comes and interrupts your conversation with a girl, and she’s into him, it’s kind of hard to get in there and figure out what’s going on (happened a few times). But for being in the former Soviet Union, it could be worse.

What do you think is the optimum look and game for a man to have for success in the FSU? Would you say my swarthier appearance hurts my success rate compared to your fairer complexion?

Tall and white. Note that this is optimum and not necessary by any means. Tall because these girls are freaking tall in the FSU. Add to it they usually wear huge heels so to the extent you can avoid them towering over you, being tall is an advantage. White because let’s face it there is racism out there. Kiev is the most openly racist city I’ve ever been to. And some places will face control you just based on race.

But just because you have a potential uphill battle doesn’t render it impossible. My buddy is darker skinned and 5’9 and he still banged 6 girls on this trip. Mostly good quality, I may add. Just adjust and proceed. He was quicker to bring out he’s from America, speak English when walking up to the face control doors, persist a minute or two longer if girls were giving him the cold shoulder in case it stemmed from a preconceived notion he was Turkish. So if you happen to look like a Persian Ben Affleck from Argo, for example, don’t stress.

I found Russia to be a bit less racist. Or maybe they just weren’t as open about it as the Ukrainians are. Regardless it is just a hurdle and not a road block.

Any thoughts on how your impression of America has changed after the trip?

Many thoughts. The most important of which is how “unnecessary” America is. As a country it has brainwashed everyone into thinking comforts are necessities. They aren’t. I don’t need 200 cable tv channels. I don’t need tap water available when I go to a restaurant. I don’t need a BMW convertible. I don’t need a kale and pine nut salad with candied walnuts. I don’t even need a dryer. But we are ingrained from a young age that all these things are necessary for a happy and productive life when they absolutely are not.

And it’s really amazing when you see how wonderful feminine girls can be and how much pleasure YOU bring them by just being their masculine compliment. Not to mention how much happier you are as a male. It is our nature to be the providers, why fight this. I want to make money and buy a girl dinner if I invite her out on a date. She wants to cook me food and clean the dishes. Everyone is better off, happier and abiding by the natural order of things. Yet America thinks this is wrong. You begin to realize the absurdity of feminism and almost feel sorry for American girls and society in general.

And the girls, which I touched upon earlier, are just completely living in a dream world which unfortunately gets validated daily by a sea of thirsty men. Last week was my first night out in LA upon returning from my trip. I headed out with a like-minded friend and at one point in the night he starts talking to this ok girl, bangable but not anything special. Her friend is standing there, looking bored out of her mind. Mind you, this friend is a 5 at best but I have to be a good wing so I begrudgingly go talk to her in order to occupy her long enough so my friend can make some traction. After two minutes of her giving me one word answers and acting as if I had just urinated on her ugly flats, she grabs her friend and leaves.

So now I will pose a question to you, the readers and whoever else. And I’m not trying to pat myself on the back but just being real: take an early 30s man, reasonably attractive that dresses well. He knows four languages in varying degrees, is educated and has a successful career. You put him in one country, where girls punish him for treating them to a dinner and where a bitchy frumpy 5 won’t even give him two minutes of her self-perceived precious time. You put the exact same guy in another country, and while he of course doesn’t have every single girl throwing themselves at him, he has multiple options of attractive, feminine girls that are actually a pleasure to be with trying to date him because they know his value. Which country is the bizarro world here?

What do you want to do next?

Go back to Moscow on a semi-permanent basis. But that is not easy and I don’t want to half-ass it. After the trip, I sat down and determined what one needs to succeed at the high levels there in Moscow… money and a good grasp of the language. Moscow is expensive, so you need money. And many of the higher tiered girls there don’t speak Russian. While I got by with my basic Russian and did have some success with non-English speakers, I specifically recall a few instances where girls were open to me but could not communicate. I want to minimize, if not eliminate, this situation from arising again. So I’m going to take the next twelve to eighteen months and focus on money and studying Russian.

I’m also toying with the idea of putting together something in writing on my three months out there. I enjoy writing, and the few small packets of stories I’ve sent to friends has been well received. To say it was an unbelievable (and crazy) trip would be an understatement and to be able to compile the stories, pictures and thoughts into a single tangible item would be cool. Until then, continue writing for ROK and – of course – work towards my return to Moscow.

You can read Law Dogger’s articles on ROK and follow him on Twitter.

P.S. My newest book is called Poosy Paradise. It's about my three month trip to Romania in search of poosy paradise. Click here to learn more about the book.

I went to Montreal for one week at the end of October 2012. I focused almost exclusively on French Canadian girls, and not their anglophile counterparts.

I immediately noticed that people here really do believe that French culture is superior to American, so you won’t find girls excited about where you are from like you would abroad. While being from America isn’t a huge draw (there are already many Americans in the city), it is novel enough that it will give you an extra minute or two of her attention. Overall it’s a slightly above-neutral affect.

GIRLS

The quality is much better than Washington DC, the city I was in before visiting Montreal. Most girls are generally cute and thin. There are lots of 6’s and 7’s with the occasional 8 and above. They have pouty faces, sexy accents, bangs, and petite bodies. The quality is on par with New York City, but I suspect the proportion of hotter girls there is higher.

The city had more of a hipster vibe (especially if you stay around St. Laurent), reminding me of Scandinavia. Converse shoes and skinny jeans are normal. That’s where the similarities end, for Montreal girls are much less reserved than Scandinavian girls and also cockblock less.

I was shocked at how incredibly friendly the women were. One girl chatted me up in the liquor store and other girls smiled at me in bars. Many who did this were in the 7 range. They’d ask me questions and give off invitations for me to approach. As positive as this was, I discovered this is partly due to social politeness and does not necessarily mean that she wants to bang you. You still have to move all interactions forward by touching, building value, and getting her to your place. She won’t do it for you.

During the day, you’ll feel the “big city vibe” with girls staring straight ahead, walking fast, and making just an average amount of eye contact. Street approaches definitely surprised them a bit, more so than café or night approaches, where you can lock eye contact, give off a smirk, and then get one in return.

Most people in Montreal believe in socialism, so be careful of getting into political discussions or race generalizing. It will be similar to what you experience with white American girls.

THE BOTTOM LINE

The city is rather expensive (though less so than Toronto). Even in dive bars you can spend $40 easily without realizing it.

Montreal had a lot of marginal opportunities with 6’s. For example you can be in a café ordering a drink, and there is a 6 waiting in line giving you eye contact. Or you are in a supermarket and there is a hipster 6 looking bored trying to decide which granola bar to buy. There are lots of situations you’ll encounter where you think, “Hmm do I want to bang her?” Then you see an 8 at night, your legs are moving in her direction, and you no longer have regret for not approaching the hipster girl.

My sources tell me that I went during the wrong time (late October). It seems to be similar to Scandinavia in that girls enter a sort of pussy hibernation for the winter. I came during the beginning of that hibernation, but it was still acceptable for me so I don’t regret my choice.

Are the girls from Montreal cute? Yes. Are they sexy? A bit, thanks to the French influence. Are they feminine? A bit, but less than Eastern Europe. It’s a “gender neutral” place, so get ready for girls to say some gender equality craziness that makes your head explode, but as long as you focus on fun topics and do several approaches a night, I think you’ll find your visit worthwhile.

For more data on Montreal, try these forum threads:

http://www.rooshvforum.com/thread-9218.html
http://www.rooshvforum.com/thread-21023.html
http://www.rooshvforum.com/thread-15993.html

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Toronto is one of the worst cities I’ve been to. You may have already read my thoughts about it in 15 Reasons Why Toronto Is The Worst City In North America For Men.

GIRLS

Due to a confluence of demographic and economic factors, Toronto is not a good city to meet women. It also doesn’t help that it’s the epicenter of PUA culture, meaning that there are wolfpacks of guys approaching every girl in sight. Women feel highly prized here and are quick to serve up attitude to reasonable men who approach them.

Even if your game is tight, I don’t think you’ll be satisfied with the level of talent on display, especially when compared to Montreal. The downgrade was quite substantial. The 2am last call and sky-high prices didn’t help matters.

You also have logistical issues of meeting girls who live in the suburbs and are sharing rides back home. This kills your one-night stand game. It’s very rare to find a girl at the bar who lives within walking distance of her apartment. You either have to hit the packed cheesy club with a bunch of suburban people or take a chance at small bars that, while having more locals, also has far less selection.

On the bright side, Toronto has many independent shops, bars, and holes-in-the-wall. It’s not as dominated by chains as Washington DC, but such a benefit does very little to take away the negatives of this city. I got into my bad habit of going out not to get laid, but to troll girls for my entertainment, and then go home and jerk off.

BOTTOM LINE

I felt that Toronto was a bigger version of DC with a colder vibe and more cockblocking. The talent was slightly higher, but in a city of over 4 million people, it would be hard not to be.

The girls get approached a ton and aren’t easily impressed, and even if they are, your chance of getting cockblocked is high. You will have to work very hard to get something reasonable. Back to Europe (or Montreal) for me.

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If I came to Warsaw before first going to Poland’s second-tier cities, there probably wouldn’t have been a Bang Poland. It’s a lackluster city in every respect: it’s ugly, the talent is low, and the competition is more intense. The biggest positive about Warsaw is that there is a greater selection of quiet cafes.

GIRLS

The response I got from the Polish girls here was not as warm as I was used to, especially girls older than 23, who you think would be more eager to meet an older foreign man. This served as a reminder to me that whichever country I travel to, it’s always the younger girls who are most open to a sexual experience with a foreigner. I also noticed that Polish women tend to hit a wall around 28. While their bodies stay fit, their faces see rapid degradation as their “baby fat” evaporates and reduces the suppleness of their neck, jaw, and cheeks, exaggerating common Polish features of big noses and sharp chins.

While the attitude I received here wasn’t worse than Washington DC or Toronto, I saw some shocking behavior in women who would flat-out ignore me when I approached or ask me to buy them a drink. I thought Polish women were universally sweet, but in this capital city environment, they were soured from all the attention they received from Polish guys who were more well-off than in the second tier cities. Being from the USA here only offered a mild benefit.

Understand that everyone is coming here for jobs, including Polish guys re-entering the country from a manual labor stint in Britain. The amount of sausage, especially at night, can be staggering. The girls are being swept up by the changes: smart phones are near universal and there is status-seeking in elite clubs. It’s a city on the up and up, which means that being a foreigner here isn’t enough to make it “easy” for me like it was in Poznan. Even Krakow was far easier than Warsaw.

The most amazing interaction I had upon my first week was with an adorable French-Argentine girl. This would absolutely not happen in other Polish cities, so if that isn’t proof enough that you should avoid Warsaw, I don’t know what is. I wouldn’t waste more than a weekend of time here. In spite of the downsides, there are some nice girls, but you have to put in strenuous labor to find and game them. Big city logistics will make it tough because chances are she lives halfway across town. Isolation is also hard because groups are larger and cockblocking more prevalent.

The city itself is quite depressing. Just knowing you’re in a place that the Nazis complete razed gave it a haunted feel, not helped by the communist-era buildings that only recently are being shadowed by modern skyscrapers. There are also lots of homeless bums and drunks that will approach you constantly.

WHERE TO STAY

The best area to stay in is Nowy Swiat. It’s near a lot of small bars and cafes that you can use as date venues. I used Capital Apartments. You can also try P&O. The Marriot hotel is also a nice pick since it’s close to the big mall, but a bit of a hike from the nightlife.

THE BOTTOM LINE

You could launch an missile from an American drone and it will hit a random town in Poland that is easier than Warsaw. On the other hand, the nightlife is quite varied and you will probably find something that you like, but who cares if it’s packed with dudes? I guess a weekend here wouldn’t kill you, but if you have limited time to stay in Poland, Warsaw is a definite pass.

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I stayed in this city for three months over the winter. It is a boring town but the universities keep the nightlife somewhat interesting. I wouldn’t recommend this city for “beginners” even though the talent level is high, simply because it’s harder than everywhere else in Poland except Warsaw.

In spite of the fact that Lublin is off the beaten path, there were a ton of medical students from Canada and the Middle East, along with Erasmus students from Spain. I was actually rather disappointed at the surprisingly high number of foreigners because one of the reasons I came here was to stand out. Obviously, I failed. I lost count how many girls asked me if I was either a med student or part of Erasmus. Just don’t be surprised if you hear quite a bit of English when you go out, but thankfully it’s still much lower than what you experience in Krakow or Warsaw. On the bright side, most foreigners stay within their clique.

The guy who decides to come here should be a Polish lover at heart, wanting to experience the difference between Western and Eastern parts of the country.

GIRLS

Lublin was the sixth Polish city I visited. I’m prepared to say it had the highest concentration of pretty college girls in Poland. The overall population is small but the number of university students is high, making it a poosy paradise-lite if you like college Polish girls who have never met an American before.

As Lublin is in the Eastern-most part of Poland, very close to the border of Ukraine, you do get a different set of values than in Western Poland. There are two main differences you need to know: (1) girls are less prone to one-night stands, and (2) over 50% of girls are in some sort of relationship. It’s still possible to get one-night stands, and of course some girls will cheat, but these two issues do make progress much slower while increasing the quantity of approaches you must do before something hooks. And forget about meeting girls who are over 23, since most of them have a boyfriend. Therefore Lublin is not a place to go for a quick drive-through. It’s more of a city where you need to stay a while.

Ratios at night range from okay to superb. There are a handful of ladies night (see night section), where you’ll find more girls than guys. This is the best feature of Lublin.

WHERE TO STAY

You can’t go wrong staying anywhere between Plaza Lublin and Old Town. Here’s a map. Plaza is north of the big gray rectangle while Old Town is in the top right with the curved roads. Since you will probably have to go on dates, and most date venues are close to Plaza Lublin, staying near the mall is a sound option.

THE BOTTOM LINE

Lublin has girls that will fuck you but it takes more time to get it in. One-night stands are harder and you will be faced with a more conservative mentality, but once you crack that, you will enjoy some pleasant lovemaking. If you’re going to come to this city, definitely don’t miss the Wednesday night ladies night, but be warned: if you go when school is out of session, it will seem like a ghost town.

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Romania has a very Latinized feel, with tanned people and dark hair. It had a similar vibe to Colombia, though with less poverty and crime. Romanians are like Italians and Croatians in that they enjoy socializing in cafes and going for promenades (even their language sounds Italian). They are social, warm creatures who enjoy leisure and friendship. The country itself felt like a poor version of Italy, and I don’t mean that as an insult. The women are hotter and the prices are cheaper, so I’d easily pick Romania over Italy.

There is a very large population of gypsies, ancestral nomads from India. Their culture involves begging and stealing instead of working, so they are universally looked down upon. People say you shouldn’t joke about gypsies, but as long as you are insulting them, Romanians won’t mind.

GIRLS

Most girls have an olive complexion. They are not pale like girls in Poland, Ukraine, or Scandinavia. Their hair is mostly dark, so any blondes you see are likely to be fake (though there are natural light brunettes). In Romania, guys give a 1 point bonus for blondes, meaning those girls will generally feel more prized, though in my experience they were no easier or harder than brunettes. The opposite occurs in Poland, where brunettes are more valued because there are too many blondes.

Eye color is mostly hazelnut, and sometimes you can pick out individual green and brown hues. Many have dark green eyes, along with the guys, which go very well with their dark complexion.

The girls are generally thin (thinner than Poland). It’s pretty hard to find a whale, though some girls do have chunky thighs. Theirs butts are superb and their breasts are well-proportioned. Their bodies are similar to Colombian women.

I’m sure you’re wondering what the catch is and here is it: Romanian girls have horrible teeth. Not only are snaggleteeth common but even young girls have brown teeth as if they were 50-year-old men. Times are changing and you do see teenage girls with braces, but if your target range is around 24, be prepared for dental issues, not helped by a culture of chain smoking. If you come to Romania, simply toss good teeth from your shopping list. You actually do get used to it after a while.

When it comes to personality, you have to understand that a Romanian girl immensely cares about what her friends think about her, especially if they are within sight. Social pressure is so immense that a girl rather stop talking to her dream man that endure disapproving looks from her girlfriends. This is why night approaches are going to be tough going, and the bigger the group she’s in, the colder she will be. A mere sharp look from her friend will be all it takes for her to stop talking to you. You’ll find a huge difference when approaching girls alone during the day time (by my third month in Romania, I just went out for entertainment after already getting numbers from day approaches).

You may get surprising doses of bitchiness, especially in Bucharest, due to an entrenched PUA culture that is unique to Eastern Europe. I had a girl say “Is that a line?” and another say “Is that your excuse to come talk to me?” Most girls don’t do this, however, so don’t let a bitch change your entire game. Use basic lines without any long-winded scenarios or opinion openers.

The girls are way more affectionate than girls from other Eastern European countries, especially Poland and Ukraine. I had a girl stroking my beard like it was fur just moments after kissing her. They can get giggly and touch-feely after a short period of time.

GAME

Girls who are 5s or below will be insanely easy. If you’re not a complete troll and are from America, you can bang these girls without much work. In the conversations I got into with them, they were asking me personal questions right off the bat. I can understand why many guys would therefore say Romania is easy because your average girl there thinks a foreign man is a great catch, but when you get into the 8 range, your foreigner status barely gets your foot in the door and you’ll need to bring in other game strategems. If Romania was the first foreign country I stepped foot in at the age of 26, I have no doubt I’d have sex with dozens of mediocre Romanian women, but now I’m 34 with high standards, so I had to work.

One interesting thing I noticed is that if a Romanian girl really likes you, regardless of her attractiveness level, she will suggest a meetup and ask for your number. And when she does so, she will be less likely to flake. Now I’d say this happened to me only in about 10% of my number closes, but just knowing it can happen means that I always gave the girls an opportunity to chase me instead of going for a rushed close that didn’t require her to display interest. Show a lot of value, show you’re a great man, and let the girl be worried that she has to make a move lest she lose you. The key is not to be in a rush.

Americans are quite high value in Romania. Locals look up to you, so don’t fuck up your game by looking up to them. Be aloof and unimpressed, and let the girls do some of the work. If a girl gives you attitude when you approach, even after speaking English, you should pass. The English should open the door rather quickly, and if it doesn’t then you shouldn’t waste any time.

NIGHT GAME

The noise level of the clubs is pretty insane. I wear ear plugs but even they were weeping. I don’t know why it’s so much louder here than other countries, but along with the social pressure problem, a prevalence of mixed-set groups, sausage fest ratios, and a girl’s desire to dance all night, the clubs can be quite challenging and tiring.

If you meet a girl in a club before 2am, try for a compliance test about 10 minutes in to see if you should continue (e.g., ask her to come to the bar with you or to sit down for a few minutes). If she declines, and she probably will because of her friends, then wrap up the conversation and go for the number.

Don’t waste more than 30 minutes for a number. I found that it takes very little to get a number that leads to a date. The worst you can do is focus on one girl the entire night and get cockblocked. Instead, mine numbers and then text them all the next day. Yes, the next day. Girls are distracted by too many options so I only wait one or two days before contacting them to schedule a date. Always feel out her schedule when getting the number so you know when to suggest a date. One thing I do if I meet a girl on Saturday night is suggest a Sunday night date (Romanian girls are always free on Sunday night). Then I would text her around 3pm, a mere 14 hours after meeting her. I had great success with this.

I highly recommend sniping. Identify the girl you want and wait until she’s distracted from her group. This is usually when she goes to the bathroom, but it can also be when her friends are momentarily distracted. The goal is to hook her strongly in the first minute, long enough so that she will decline the first cockblock attempt. A five minute conversation is enough to get her out on a date. I literally stalked these girls from a distance and then went for the kill when I sensed a favorable moment that gave me that noninterrupted minute. Most of my club game was waiting around. If you take care to approach girls who are not in the middle of a nine-person epic dance party, you should have good interactions.

My opening line in Romania was, “You look like you speak very very good English.” If she says no then buzz off; it’s not worth it. If she says yes then remark how you innately knew she spoke good English and that you also speak good English. Ask her how and where she learned it. If she doesn’t ask where you’re from within a minute, buzz off. Once she asks you what you’re doing in Romania, the game begins. Give her a tested backstory and proceed with the seduction.

Unlike most everywhere else, in Romania you’ll have better success in night game with late approaches. Early approaching doesn’t pay off because her group is hyper alert and the alcohol hasn’t yet given her some immunity from social judgement. On the other hand, the ratio gets worse as the night goes on. I find that the sweet spot on weekend nights is around 2am. If you’re having a rough night, wait until the club closes (around 5:30am) and look for any girl who isn’t with a guy. If she’s still in the club at that time but isn’t with someone, there’s a reason for it.

You have to be perceptive when a Romanian girl wants you to get her number. If you’re talking to her in a club and she says it was “nice” meeting you but has to go, your instinct will say she’s blowing you off, but it actually means, “I’m going back to my friends now but you should get my number.” If she just walks away without saying goodbye, or gives an abrupt “I’m going,” then she doesn’t want you to get her number.

The game economy here is based more on phone number exchanges than kisses and one-night stands, and the reason you shouldn’t be bothered by that is because you can smash on the first date  a girl you talked to in the club for only 5 minutes. The name of the game is therefore isolation, because in front of her friends you aren’t going to accomplish much. On any night in the club, get at least three numbers and hopefully you’ll have two of those come through.

My first two bangs in Romania came from night game, but outside on the street instead of in a club. Both girls were walking alone. This reminded me of Estonia, where I’d pick up girls outside the nightlife center instead of going inside a venue. You will find groups to be a painful hindrance to your goal. Unless you are a dancer and enjoy super loud music and clouds of cigarette smoke, I doubt you will enjoy the nightlife. The best thing you can do is focus on girls who are in only twos or threes without any guys present.

You’ll see the guys perform aggressive Brazilian-style game on the dance floor where they grab the girl and try to dance wildly, but this rarely works. As a foreigner you must fly under the radar and keep it casual, getting numbers after displaying value.

Romanian guys are good looking but thin without muscles. They are charming and talkative, but very emotional and tend to display jealous and impulsive behavior. They don’t cockblock and they don’t seem violent.

DATING

Get ready to go on a lot of dates. It’s somewhat similar to Ukrainian culture where one-night stands are tough going.

If a Romanian girl shows up on a date, you have a very good chance at banging her. Take her to venues where there will be no judgemental eyes and then venue change to your room. You will have to be persistent in your suggestion to share another drink or listen to music at your apartment (always have a bottle of wine ready to go). Understand that all the Romanian girls I brought back had to be heavily convinced to come to my pad, but once there, I killed it. Get in your head how you’re going to get her back before you even meet up with her. I wouldn’t spend more than three hours in the date venue before suggesting her to come back.

Be careful with your date selection. If you take her to a frou-frou café, she may not want to order alcohol. Shame her into ordering alcohol by asking if she’s 13. You can avoid this problem entirely by taking her to a pub where ordering something like juice looks retarded.

You also don’t need to kiss her before inviting her back. Some guys say you shouldn’t, since she will have plausible deniability, but if I’m in the bar and the girl is leaning over, waiting for me to kiss her, I will do it.

The basic formula for getting laid in Romania is to harvest numbers and then go on dates starting on Sunday. Spend 2-3 hours on that date then ask her to go for a walk that leads to your nearby pad. Once inside your place, let her get comfortable for 15 minutes before starting the bang process.

WHERE TO STAY

The closer to Old Town, the better. Here’s a map that shows the location of Vintage, which is in the middle of Old Town: http://goo.gl/maps/6uSnX. Now simply go on Airbnb.com or Booking.com and get an apartment as close as possible to this location, and you’ll be all set. You can set dates in Old Town then walk back to your apartment to seal the deal.

THE BOTTOM LINE

I thought the talent in Bucharest was very high, and the girls were quite open to English speakers, but I didn’t care for the nightlife. It was too loud and the ratios weren’t good enough for me. As long as you follow my advice and mine for numbers, while setting dates starting on Sunday, I don’t see why you can’t get a bang or two from a week stay. Most Romanian girls will fuck on the first date. Isolation is the name of the game.

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Cluj (it’s full name is Cluj-Napoca) used to be part of the Austrian-Hungarian empire, and somehow Romania got a hold of it. Its demographics are strange because there are tons of Hungarians along with foreign medical and Erasmus students. You’re just as likely to hear a foreign language walking down the street as you are Romanian.

GIRLS

In Cluj you’ll find more fair-skinned women than in Bucharest and Iasi. Before getting excited at the prospect of getting a Hungarian flag, understand that those girls are technically born in Romania, so it’s possible you can get a Romanian flag via a girl who is genetically Hungarian. You’ll also find Moldavian girls, who are the hottest but have colder attitudes and limited English. You can speak Russian with them.

The worst part of Cluj is that I commonly saw guys dating down. I suspected they could do better in other Romanian cities. There seems to be a surplus of tall handsome men compared to Bucharest, so I was average looking in Cluj while slightly above average in the capital.

Since there’s a surplus of guys, the competition for women is more intense than Bucharest. You’ll find attitudes in women to be less warm, but still warmer than in Anglo countries. If I went to Cluj before Bucharest, I have no doubt that my impression would have been glowingly positive, but compared to Bucharest, it was tougher going with my approaches at night. I felt that I had to rely mostly on day game to get some good interactions going.

You will see a lot of young girls but many are rated 6 and below, and seem to have their pick of attractive guys from Romania, Hungary, Spain, France, and even Germany. It was no surprise that I suffered tough blowouts that was less the case in Bucharest, though it’s possible that many girls thought I was a lowly Erasmus student.

The worst part of Cluj is the huge hipster scene, where women were unkempt and sometimes grossly overweight. Most of the student pubs cater to this demographic. On the other end of the spectrum you have high-end snobby clubs, with no middle ground venues containing cute girls who are open. It became very clear to me early on that Cluj would not be a place I’d want to stay for more than a week. The vibe seemed to say, “You have to work hard here to get laid,” even though the surplus of universities would suggest otherwise. On the bright side, Americans are super rare here.

WHERE TO STAY

Stay in the center at Piati Unirii. Booking.com has a lot of apartment rentals for good prices near this location.

THE BOTTOM LINE

It’s possible that I went to Cluj on an off-week, but I have to say that my experience was negative overall. Also my Romanian friend who lived in Cluj for one year hated it so much that he tried to talk me out of going. My gut instinct is to say that Cluj is fine if you’re coming directly from Anglo pussy hell, but it’s not the best of what Romania has to offer.

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Iasi is a city in the Moldova region of Romania, not to be confused with the Republic of Moldova, a separate country with a similar stock of people but culturally different (due to Soviet influence). Iasi is primarily a university city that is the second largest in the country.

GIRLS

The girls were arguably more attractive here than in Bucharest and Cluj. The ratio of girls to guys was also somewhat higher, especially during the day when you can see five girls for every guy.

If you’ve been to Ukraine, you’ll get a similar initial vibe here because the women are ultra-feminine. They wear uncomfortable heels in the day and tend to be done up in their best clothing. It’s very pleasing on the eyes.

English here is slightly weaker than what you find in Bucharest but still very strong, and it’s only the uneducated, older girls who won’t be able to communicate with you. While this region is more traditional and conservative than Bucharest, the girls, especially the ones in university, are modernizing very rapidly. The bigger issue with Iasi is that groupings are much tighter than in Bucharest, with high social pressure among females that amplifies nighttime cockblocking.

It is possible to get laid here quickly (I did on my fifth day), but it’s not necessarily easy and you have to put in the work, especially since the level of game here among the females is slightly above the Eastern European mean. The girls are either friendly and polite or surprisingly flakey and rude, sometimes alternating between the two extremes. Don’t underestimate the girls here, even the young ones who seem angelic and profess never to drink alcohol. You must go for the fast bang because otherwise you will get stuck in text messaging purgatory, unable to seal the deal.

WHERE TO STAY

I recommend you stay as close to Palas as you can, since you can easily bounce to your pad on dates. The chance of a one-night stand here is low (though possible) so I believe you should set the logistics up for first date bangs instead of club bangs. Taxis here are cheap so it won’t hurt your wallet to take them to night venues if need be.

Booking.com has only one apartment company. I went with this agency.

You can also check out:

• Regim Hotelier
• Fidelia Casa

The Fidelia link is a local real estate agent that has both daily and monthly rentals.

THE BOTTOM LINE

Iasi is a pleasant city with loads of attractive women who speak English, but the nightlife sucks. You will find it hard to get fast bangs with pretty girls and instead have to resort to day game and dating. Therefore it’s hard to recommend this city for just a weekend. You are looking at a two-week minimum to really enjoy what this city has to offer. While the nightlife in Bucharest was more varied and busy, I can’t say that the ratio there was any better. It’s probably a marginal call either way, but if you like day game, Iasi will be a good choice.

P.S. My newest book is called Poosy Paradise. It's about my three month trip to Romania in search of poosy paradise. Click here to learn more about the book.

Mockingly referred to as “the asshole of Europe,” landlocked Moldova is looked down upon by its neighbors. With two breakaway republics, a horrible economy, and a culture of corruption, the only thing it has going for it are its women.

GIRLS

Moldovian girls are very beautiful. A cross between Romania and Russia, you see a wide array of appearances that should satisfy your palate, from sultry brunettes to vixen blondes. Their personalities are more homogenous, resembling an Eastern mindset more than West.

The girls are more friendly during the day than at night, especially young ones under 24 who have not had foreigner experience. With an English penetration rate I’d estimate at around 60%, it was simple to get phone numbers. One strategy is to fish for eye contact when walking around. Just like in Ukraine, if a girl gives you eye contact, your approach will probably be received well. I opened with “Do you speak English?” followed with a tourist question. If a girl answers “Yes” to your English question, chances of getting a number are quite high.

There has been some sex tourism in Chisinau by Turkish and Italian men, so you will receive a guarded response from women who have had sour experiences. With some girls, especially those that go to clubs where foreigners congregate, their jadedness can be sky-high. This is why I recommend day game to meet girls who don’t go to clubs and therefore don’t have that experience, but a cost of this strategy is meeting girls who drink sparingly and are more traditional when it comes to sex.

The sex tourist problem is mild compared to other cities like Riga, Prague, and Kiev, but since the city is small with few nightlife options, it doesn’t take a large influx of foreigners to create a skeptical impression on the women (I’ve repeatedly heard that Moldova was close to poosy paradise about 6 years ago).

Once you go up in quality at night, it can get impossibly hard. The hottest girls may not even respond to your opener, but there are still many 7’s who will give you a chance. Going with a nightlife-only strategy, however, is quite risky if you happen to have a string of bad responses. It was quite surprising to be in a club with more women than men but get more negative responses than positive. This was also true of three other players I spent time with. If there is any city to try for day game, Chisinau is it, because night game alone can leave you frustrated.

I wouldn’t come here unless you’re willing to spend about 10 days or so, and even this is short if you don’t plan on going balls-out with a heavy game effort that sends you over 100 approaches. Unfortunately, for short time periods the game is “find the slut,” because even if a Moldovian girl likes you, it will still take time to get her into bed (at least two dates). I found Polish and Romanian women to be slightly easier.

Getting a Moldovian girl into bed is similar to the process in Ukraine. You’ll be depending on dates and then venue changing to your place. I found it challenging to get a girl to my pad on weekdays, as there were logistical hurdles in them either having to get up early or catch the last 10pm bus into their suburb. You really should get the kiss by the end of the first date, though this is far from guaranteed (just like in Ukraine). Set the bang date up for the weekend with maybe a simple dinner and then nightcap at your apartment.

One last point is to understand that your backstory is critical. Have fun creating a “business” that brings you to the country because if you mention that you’re staying for “vacation” or “tourism,” the girl won’t take you seriously.

WHERE TO STAY

There are two parks right in the center. Stay close to these parks if you want to have good logistics. For dates I recommend a simple place like Cafe Nefertiti, which has an outdoor patio with comfortable seating.

The biggest supermarket in the center is Nr. 1, located in the Sun City mini mall (Mitropolit Varlaam St 32).

BOTTOM LINE

I was impressed by the beauty of Moldovian girls. They were thin, feminine, pretty, and—under certain circumstances—quite sweet and friendly. But even though the country is poor, and a girl’s future prospects dim, they still have a lot of pride. A pretty girl will not throw herself on any foreigner. I think you could do some damage if you come here for two weeks, but if I were to return, I’d stay for at least a month.

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I was only in Kiev for three nights so consider this a “light” datasheet.

Just like in Kharkov, which I wrote about in Bang Ukraine, logistics are hard to pin down. Yes, you can stay right in the center at Independence Square (Maidan Nezalezhnosti), but the venues nearby will be visited by foreigners and girls who are semi-pros. Other bars and clubs are spaced quite far apart so get ready to blow a lot of cash on taxis and entry fees. If you don’t know how to speak Russian with taxi drivers to negotiate fares, you’ll be paying the gringo price. Don’t be surprised if your weekend in Kiev ends up costing you more than a weekend in a Western city like New York or Miami.

GIRLS

If you have no Eastern Europe experience, and by Eastern Europe I mean Latvia, Lithuania, Belarus, and Russia, you will be taken for a ride by the women here, and that’s okay. You need to learn how it works, and each time you get “tricked” you will gain the needed experience to understand what it takes to succeed in this part of the world. I came to Kiev after three months in Kharkov, so I already knew the deal, and ended up helping a fellow American from getting stuck with the bill when a girl was ready to order everything she saw on a sushi menu. The learning curve is steep and painful, but it’s part of the process that you can’t escape unless you have extensive experience with Russian girls back in the USA.

It’s important to have a backstory for women you meet in Kiev. Their receptiveness increases ten fold if you dress sharp and have a story that you’re in town for business with hints of long-term intentions. I think a short trip without knowing Russian or having a solid backstory is okay for research purposes, but don’t expect to pull unless you’ve heavily pipelined on a VK.com, Ukraine Date, or Mamba. Keep in mind that guys who got laid in Ukraine from a short stay all did it through internet dating, which has its own set of pitfalls. If you think one weekend (and perhaps two) is enough to get laid from just night game, you may be in for a surprise.

The sex tourist issue for Kiev has been overblown. If you go to the sex tourist bars every night then yeah, it’s a problem, but the nightlife is quite diverse and if you take the risk in going off the beaten path then you can be the only foreigner in the club. Even in the mainstream venues I was able to visit, I was quite pleased with the reactions girls were giving me. You could easily get 2 or 3 numbers a night with casual approaching for dating. I hear one-night stands are possible in Kiev, but it seems more of a luck thing than a regular occurrence.

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WHERE TO STAY

Staying close to Independence Square is your best bet so that you can venue change dates to your pad, but when it comes to going out, you will probably have to hop in taxis.

THE BOTTOM LINE

I need to do more research on Kiev, but I was pleasantly pleased with my visit in spite of the fact that I went to the obvious club that had semi pros. Girls in Kiev were very pretty, had at least a basic grasp of English, and received foreigners well if they appeared to be of means. My experience was completely different than when I was in Kharkov and meeting girls who didn’t speak English and weren’t at all that interested in me. It’s contradictory, since you’d think that Kharkov girls, who are more poor, would also be more eager to meet a foreign guy, but I was received more warmly in Kiev during three days than Kharkov in three months.

Read more of my Kiev thoughts here.

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Odessa is perhaps the most beautiful city in Ukraine, and one that is most livable. The city center is pleasant, the restaurants can be excellent (but not the service), and the women are beautiful. It’s a popular destination for tourists not only from other parts of the world, particularly Turkey, but also Ukraine itself and Russia. Locals are so proud of Odessa they’ve nicknamed it “Mama.” While I would not hesitate to recommend the city for sightseeing and relaxation, I would give pause to doing so for a man who wants to come and get laid.

GIRLS

The local girls have been spoiled. Odessa is no secret to foreign men, and you probably already know that it’s the mail-order bride capital of the world, with planeloads of older Western men coming to meet girls they have been chatting with on the internet. In spite of that fact, the local Odessa girls are still easier to lay than the tourist girls that come for a few days during the summer.

The tourist girls, usually from Kiev, travel with their friends, sometimes with guys. You would think that the girls would be easier than the locals to set up a possible one-night stand, but this is not the case. In Ukraine you need two or three dates to seal the deal, but the tourist girls don’t stay long enough to make that happen. Every time I have gone after a tourist girl (I stayed in Odessa for the entire summer), I came to regret it. The common pattern was simply running out of time before fornication could be achieved.

The local girls are fair prospects as long as you are ready to put in the two or three dates. You can already suspect that a longer period of time, at least two weeks, is required to get a bang, especially if you don’t use the internet, which is stocked with scammer girls who like to use foreign men for drinks and dinners. To think that you will come to Odessa for one week and bang some easy tourist from the club will probably result in failure. Can it happen? Yes. Have I heard it happening? Yes. But it’s not the rule. The logistics will be hard because the summer clubs in the Arkadia area is a couple miles away from the center, and over 50% of the girls don’t speak English, a noticeably lower rate than in Kiev. Russian goes a long way here.

Assuming that Odessa girls are your best option, which I believe they are, another problem is that there are less of them that remain in the summer. They still exist in high numbers, but the tourists start to drown them out, and when you do meet a local girl, she thinks you are a tourist and therefore won’t take you as seriously. This is why if you insist on coming to Odessa, it’s best to come in the off season.

One additional note concerns the taxi drivers: the closer the taxi is stationed to a club, the higher the fare will be. Walk a bit away and watch as the price drops as much as 80%. You can also pick up a gypsy cab (unlicensed driver with no taxi signage) without fear of getting robbed.

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WHERE TO STAY

If you’re coming outside of the summer season (late July to early September), stay in the center as close as possible to the City Garden.

It’s a harder decision if you’re coming in the summer. If Ukraine was a country that had a normal frequency of one-night stands, then you should stay in Arkadia and go to Ibiza every night, but Ukraine is not such a country. Then again, unless you plan on staying for at least two weeks, the benefits of staying in the center, with all the nice cafes and restaurants for taking girls on dates, won’t help you.

My advice is this: if you’re staying for a week or less, get a place near Arkadia. If you’re staying for two weeks or more, stay in the center. For time points in between, let a coin toss decide your fate.

The best sites to get an apartment are Airbnb, Booking.com, and Doba.

THE BOTTOM LINE

The girls take time to bang, the nightlife sucks, and English proficiency is low. On the other hand, the city is pretty and very livable. Odessa is a fine destination for a short trip in the summer to sight-see and relax, but not much more than that.

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I’m ready to do a comparison of these two countries that mainly focus on the women. I’ve lived in Poland for almost a year and Ukraine for seven months, so I believe I’m qualified to attempt this analysis. In addition, I’ve had two trips that took me back and forth from the two countries, giving me clear side-by-side comparisons. Let’s begin…

Face

I was on the fence for the longest time about which country has more beautiful women. The reason is I became well-aware of a Ukrainian girl’s ability at beautification through makeup and other artificial enhancements. In spite of that, I’m ready to declare that Ukrainian girls, as a whole, are indeed more beautiful than Polish girls. If you take away a Ukrainian’s girls makeup and take away a Polish girl’s makeup, Ukrainian girls will come out on top due to softer facial curves that have better proportions (Polish women have a genetic strain that gives many of them a prominent and unattractive witch face). The most beautiful Polish girls look Ukrainian while the ugliest Ukrainian girls look Polish.

Advantage: Ukraine

Size

If you like thin, petite women, Ukrainian women have a clear edge. I estimate that around 30% of Polish women are at least chubby, whereas in Ukraine that number is under 15%. In Poland you also see many women with linebacker body frames.

When I first visited Poland, I noticed in the supermarkets that young Polish students stocked up on a lot of soda and chips. At the time I wondered how they could eat junk food and remain thin, but that type of eating takes time to reveal itself. Two years later, it’s very obvious to me that Polish women are getting bigger. Unfortunately, foreign men will not hesitate to go after a fat Polish girl, enabling this obesity, while in Ukraine foreign men are reluctant to chase fatties. It is ten times harder for a fat Ukrainian girl to get laid than a fat Polish girl.

Advantage: Ukraine

Shape

Polish women offer more curves in the form of larger breasts and plumper ass. Ukrainian women are like white Asian girls, and while you can find large butts, it can be challenging to do so. Polish women are built for ploughing and vigorous sex while Ukrainian women are built for knitting and walking in high heels. It’s interesting to me how great the shape differential is even though the countries share a large border.

Advantage: Poland

Personality

Polish women are sweet, patient, curious, and friendly. They are a joy to spend time with. On the flip side, a Ukrainian woman may take a long time to reveal her personality to you, and once she does, it may be sorely lacking, not necessarily because she’s hollow inside, but because her comfort level with you—a non Kiev Rus barbarian—is low and she is embarrassed to appear stupid while speaking English. I have dated Ukrainian girls whose personalities blew away the best I could find in Poland, but for most guys it will be easier to find a pleasant Polish girl than a pleasant Ukrainian girl.

Advantage: Poland

Game Ease

A Western man will on average find it easier to get laid in Poland, but exceptions are common. I remember my first night back in Poland after four months in Odessa when I saw a drunk Polish girl grinding on a guy and making out with him. Instinctively I thought, “What a slut!” It’s not because she really was a slut, but because I hadn’t seen that behavior at all in Odessa. In Ukraine, it’s rare for me to kiss a girl the same night I meet her, but in Poland you can do so with a girl who has a boyfriend. One-night stands or first-date bangs aren’t rare in Poland, but they are in Ukraine.

An important note to mention is that Ukraine excels for the older man, because the girls absolutely do not care if you are 35 and beyond. Men under 30 would do better in Poland while men over 30 should try Ukraine, though Polish girls dig older men too.

Advantage: Poland

Sex

Ukrainian girls are simply not good in bed, perhaps the worst I’ve encountered in my travels. They view sex more as something to be endured them a means of self-gratification. They are also pretty horrible at sucking dick. Polish women, on the other hand, while not as pornographic as American women, have a far healthier attitude towards sex that translates into competent performances inside the bedroom. Ukrainian women may take quite a bit of training to please you while Polish women are better right out the box.

Advantage: Poland

Standard Of Living

It’s not easy living in Ukraine. The people come across as rude. English is not common. Commercial products and amenities are at a basic level. Cab drivers go for the jugular when giving you fares since meters are nonexistent. Service is absolutely horrendous. Accomplishing even simple things like going to the dentist can be a major headache. Poland, however, is close to America when it comes to modern amenities, and is rapidly closing the gap. The cost of living is comparable in both countries, though Poland is somehow cheaper.

Advantage: Poland

Overall

From my above list, it would be logical for me to declare Poland the winner, but I simply can’t. The reason is that Ukraine has thinner girls who are more beautiful, the two most important factors for me. While I do value things like personality and sexual performance, it’s quite hard to go from Ukraine to Poland and accept the sharp drop-off in beauty. I know I should be happier overall in Poland, but being able to put attempts on 8s and 9s in Ukraine is quite invigorating. While foreign men may take a while until they get a Ukrainian 8+, just being able to try actually yields a nugget of masculine happiness that Poland simply can not provide.

An Italian man once told me that Ukraine is the major leagues while Poland is the minor leagues. I understand the reason for such a comparison because in Poland you need very basic game to get bangable girls, while in Ukraine you may need to completely upend your game system and learn many new skills (including Russian) to succeed with quality women. But one you crack this Ukrainian plateau, which will involve a lot of bad dates, you start to establish your skillset, and it then becomes easier for you to get hotter in Ukraine than Poland. If you give me a set timeline of four weeks, I will bang a higher quality average in Ukraine than Poland, but in Poland I will bang a higher quantity. Sadly, I have less energy for a quantity game and am moving towards mini-relationships.

I can not declare either one more superior than the other—it will simply depend on what you want. If you’re looking for fun and relatively easier sex with girls who speak great English, Poland comes out on top. If you want stoic but hotter girls who are always dressed up like they are about to walk on a model runway, Ukraine is a better choice. While Poland will always have a special place in my heart, it looks like that my destiny in pushing me towards Russian-speaking countries so that I can achieve the highest level of beauty that the female human species has to offer.

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I’m sad to be writing this right now, because a place I loved not long ago is one that I may not want to visit again. Here’s why:

1. Polish girls are getting uglier

My first visit was in 2011. Two and a half years later, while living in Wroclaw, I can clearly see the degradation. They are becoming obese and embracing the hipster culture. Short haircuts are not uncommon. I estimate we have about 10-15 years until Poland becomes a mini-Germany in terms of female appearance. While other Eastern European locations are more resistant to Westerization, Polish culture is begging for their culture to be replaced in terms of lifestyle and diet. As one Polish guy told me, “We’re doing a copy paste of your culture.” Polish girls are still friendly, and display very low attitude, but I wonder if it’s only a matter of time until that changes as well.

2. Spanish men are ravaging the countryside

I did notice a lot of Spanish male students upon my first visit, but now I’m seeing hordes of older Spanish men coming for the explicit purpose to have sex with Polish girls. Many nights I was in a club where over 50% of the men were foreign. While foreign men aren’t a particular game threat, they are very thirsty. I’m sure you can imagine the result of good-looking men approaching girls down to the 3 range. It used to be super easy to bang a Polish 6 via one-night stands, but now you have to take her out on at least one date. The days are over of above-average Polish girls desperate for foreign love. She now has quite a bit of choice.

3. Polish girls are not as beautiful as their neighbors

I was the first to mention how Polish girls have a butterface problem, but now the extent of this issue is obvious to me. I can say with 100% certainty that Polish girls are less attractive than girls from the following European countries I’ve been to: Estonia, Latvia, Lithuania, Ukraine, Croatia, Romania, and Moldova. It’s not a matter of makeup or wearing high-heels but a structural deficiency in their face. They have long chins, turkey necks, big noses, sharp cheekbones, and wide faces. If you’re coming from a place like Sweden, Germany, or America, they are a definite upgrade, but if you’re coming from other Eastern European countries, you won’t want to stay long.

4. Polish girls place schooling and career above men

It turns out that they obsessed with doing well in school and getting a good career. I’m not going to argue that this is not in their best interests, but it gives a lower value proposition for men who want more than scant attention from the women he dates. The hottest girls are young and in college (Polish women age rather poorly), but they give their studies more importance than I think is reasonable. Scheduling a date with a Polish girl is similar to making an appointment with a doctor, and oftentimes she has to go home early to sleep, making sex with them a rapid in-and-out affair that lacks the nurturing component you can get from other women. Polish women are training themselves to serve their corporate masters before their men, meaning they are becoming more like American women. The worst part is that Polish men don’t mind, becoming more eager to share in the household chores.

My best experiences with dating Polish women were ones who already graduated from college, because they could spend long evenings satisfying my needs, but post-college Polish girls who are single can be hard to find, and I already mentioned that they are not as cute as their younger counterparts.

5. Weekend nightlife is horrendously bad

The reason is that a gigantic percentage of college girls take the train back to their home village every weekend to spend time with the family. This leaves weekend clubs filled with more sausage and mediocre spinsters. It is extremely hard to pickup a cute Polish girl on the weekend, even in college cities. In Wroclaw, I often chose to stay home and masturbate than endure the weekend nightlife.

I’m sure you can imagine another consequence of this: any cute Polish girl you end up dating will often be unavailable for weekend sex. What’s the point of dating a girl if on the weekend your bed is empty?

Conclusion

It used to be that you would get easy sex from cute girls in Poland, but the percentage of cute girls are declining while their self-perceived value is going up because of the foreign horde (the fantastical hype in Bang Poland hasn’t helped). Therefore, I have to change my recommendation that you blindly visit Poland for a long trip. If you’re an American man stepping foot in Eastern Europe for the first time, you should also plan for a comparison trip to its closest competitor, Romania. The girls there are hotter, thinner, and have a stronger affection for American men, though a higher level of game is required. It’s no longer automatic that Poland is great for most guys—you may do a lot better in Romania or even the Baltics.

When it comes to love tourism, it’s important to always be ready to accept that the environment can change quickly. This is what is happening to Poland. Once a great place to rack up bangs with decent chicks, its value is decreasing at a rate that surprises me. It’s still superior to America, but greener pastures in Europe can be found.

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One of the most underrated factors in attraction is curiosity. Many girls will sleep with certain types of men just to see what it’s like. For example, every white girl will want to sleep with at least one black guy, and every black girl will want to sleep with at least one white guy. This works not only with races but with nationalities as well. While we methodically pursue flags, girls do it on a more casual level. They’re curious about Spanish, French, and Azerbaijani men, notching their belts almost as studiously as we notch ours.

The strongest attraction component I’ve found in Eastern Europe, especially Poland, is being the very first foreigner a girl has met. If I am the first American a girl has come across, and she is okay with my appearance, I have an insanely high chance of banging her. It’s the closest I’ve come to having a “rock star” effect, even more so than when a girl actually saw me beforehand on television (Romania, Ukraine). Girls want to discreetly try different types of cock, and as progressive ideals spread around the world, they are encouraged to do so without shame.

I want to take credit for having amazing, pussy-wetting game, but when a girl is giving me an exceedingly positive response early in an interaction, I ask, “Am I the first American you’ve met?” Over 50% of the time, the answer is yes. After that point all I have to do is not fuck up. I know what you’re thinking now: how can I be the first foreigner a girl meets? Simple:

• Go to third-tier cities, including rural towns
• Day game

Clubs are no longer a good place to maximize the FF effect. Your best scenario in clubs is meeting girls who may have never banged an American before, but still has met quite a few of them. The level of curiosity is lower and there is no longer a sense of urgency since she knows she’ll keep meeting your kind. Second-tier cities used to be a good place to get a strong FF effect, but EasyJet, RyanAir, Erasmus, and love tourists such as myself have changed that in the past five years. Sometimes I see more foreigners in second-tier cities than first (e.g. Wroclaw vs Warsaw). It seems that now only third-tier cities will provide you with an FF effect, at a cost of lesser selection when it comes to girls, living amenities, shopping, tourist sights, restaurants, cultural events, and so on.

Of course I’m not saying that you need to be the first foreigner to get laid. In fact, banging an English groupie you meet in a first-tier city may be easier than the village girl who is impressed with your nationality, but it’s the easiest way to sleep with girls who have yet to embrace a promiscuous lifestyle and who don’t expect you to play the game perfectly. They are often happy enough just to hear your accent while learning about your culture, and won’t test you like girls who are more experienced with foreign cock. It’s the best way to meet a girl-next-door type, and all it takes is your commitment to go to a boring city and run day game for at least a couple weeks.

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(English Translation)

Мне 34 года. Я родился в америке, но не мои родители. Мой отец из ирана и моя мать из турции, но её этнический армянский. Дома, они говорила только по-англискии. Я не учился языки моих родителей.

Мои родители всегда сказали что институт очень важно. Так я учился микробиологу в институте. После этого, я работал в лаборатории. Работа была ничего особенного. Это не была трудная, но тем не менее я не был счастлив. Я тоже начинал блог. Я писал о девушках. Мой Блог стал популярный. Мои болельщики мне говорили писать книгу. Я делал. Книга назвал Бэнг.

Посли я написал Бэнг, я поехал в южную америку на шесть месяцев. Я хотел найти счастье и смысл жизни. Я не нашёл. Я вернулся в америку и жил с моим отцом. У меня нет были деньги. Я написал ещё книгу. Тогда я вернулся в южную америку один год. Этот раз, я оставался в городе долго. Я подружился и учился испанский и португальский. Этот путь был лучше чем раньше.

Я опять вернулся в америку, но сейчас я ненавидел её. Я поехал в европу и писал много книг. Я был в газетах и на телевизоре. Они сказали что я дурак, некрасивый, и что я ненавидел девушек. Я чувствовал грустно, но я продал много книг. Сейчас, я продаю книги пока я сплю. Мне не нужно работать много.

Я хочу жить в европе, но где? Мне понравилось польша, но не больше. Это слишком похожи западная культура. Может быть украина? Может быть россия? Это трудный выбор. Я не знаю что делать.

P.S. My newest book is called Poosy Paradise. It's about my three month trip to Romania in search of poosy paradise. Click here to learn more about the book.

Oftentimes, the first thing any foreign guy wants to know from me is if it’s easy to get laid in America. My instinct is always to say, “Yes! It’s much easier than your country!” But then I re-consider because the guy asking me will probably be a man of average appearance with a provider type of game. His country, which may take two dates for me to bang a girl, would actually be much easier for him than America, even though two hour bangs are reasonably common. How can we reconcile this conflict?

It turns out there are two types of easiness: (1) ease of fast sex and (2) ease of attraction. They tend to exist on opposite ends of the spectrum. For example, in America it’s easy to get fast sex once a girl is attracted to you, but it’s not easy to get a girl attracted to you. In Ukraine, it’s easier to get a girl attracted to you, but it’s not easy to get fast sex even if she is (at least not as fast as in America).

In America, there is a huge blowout rate, meaning that the bulk of women I approach will immediately shut me down in the rudest manner possible because they have zero attraction for me, but when I do find a girl who is attracted, I can definitely sleep with her the same night.

In Ukraine, there is a low blowout rate, meaning a greater percentage of the women you talk to will have some initial attraction that leads to a number exchange or first date, but it will take some time to seal the deal, possibly spanning weeks. It’s not uncommon to hear foreigners going there or Russia and having multiple dates scheduled every day. While they won’t get laid on most of those dates, having the same quantity of dates is much harder to achieve in the States.

Poland is an interesting middle ground between these two extremes. Sex is faster than in Ukraine and you will have more girls attracted to you than in the USA. The only problem is that the quality you’re dealing with can be quite average (there’s always a catch).

If we want to ask whether a country is easy, we have to ask from which standpoint—easiness in terms of sex after attraction is established or easiness in terms of whether attraction can be created in the first place. If you’re a top 1% man in terms of attractiveness and producing tingles, it’s clear that America will be better on average, because more women will be attracted to you off-the-bat and you’ll be able to sleep with them quickly. But if you’re more average with the punishing desire to be a mostly nice guy, you’re more likely to get laid in a non-Western location, in spite of the additional time you’ll need (even the top 1% will have to wait longer for sex abroad). Because I know most of my readers are not in the top 1%, including myself, it becomes clear what your long-term course of action should be.

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I will now ask you to make a decision between living in two different environments for six months.

The first environment is called Notch Paradise. You will be able to lay one new girl a week in the 6 range with practically no effort. They will be tolerable and sometimes interesting but rarely will you want to sleep with any of them more than a couple times. Instead, you satisfy your sexual hunger through entertaining bangs with a seemingly endless rotation of somewhat cute girls. You will not enter a long-term relationship.

The second environment is called Dream Girl Paradise. You will lay maybe one or two girls within your six month period, but they will be at least in the 8 range and quite pleasing and feminine. You will enter an enjoyable relationship with whatever girl you sleep with. The precursor feelings of love may develop. To add a new girl to the rotation is prohibitively costly, and so you would be stuck with one girl at a time.

Which environment is better? Which would you rather enter right now?

The answer will of course depend on who you are and where you are in life. Most younger men in the West will pick notch paradise, since that is what their general lack of sexual experience will demand and also what they are trained to do by the culture (sleep around for fun). Most older or experienced men who have had their fill of women will go for dream girl paradise, since a one-time lay with a 6 wouldn’t provide them with as much value.

My initial idea of poosy paradise was actually a combination of the two, where I would sleep with very beautiful girls in the 8+ range with little work. Even if I would be highly compatible with them, I’d quickly pass on each girl to keep sleeping with other beautiful girls. Unfortunately, I don’t think such a place exists for more than a fleeting moment, but notch paradise exists, and so does shades of dream girl paradise.

America, Scandinavia, and Southeast Asia are notch paradises, where the right game can allow you to sleep with high quantities of girls that pass your boner test (in the 6 range). Dream girl paradise exists in Russia and Ukraine (and possibly Belarus), where patience, work, and money can yield and hold an 8+ once every so often if you choose to pursue them using a semi-provider game. Other South American and Eastern European countries may also provide you with a dream girl environment, though they will fall somewhere between offering you relatively pain-free notches on cute girls along with infrequent opportunities to meet high quality women.

If you picked dream girl paradise as your preferred choice, you must get ready to expend labor in things like learning a language or figuring out how to move permanently to a new country. The key ingredient in getting your dream girl will actually be time—staying in one location and figuring that place out. If you picked notch paradise, you must get ready to do a thousand approaches. Staying in Thailand one month can yield many notches if you work at it, and won’t require you to do much more than approach like a maniac. Both paths are clearly lighted for you.

There is only one thing you must realize before embarking on your paradise tour: it’s inevitable for all men pursuing notch paradise to ease into wanting dream girl paradise (or at least taper down the pursuit of notches). Scoring notches is fun and important for men to understand women, but it’s not sustainable. After a certain amount of time, the notches don’t bring you much value, and so you’ll want to increase the quality you seek and move into a dream girl paradise search. This pattern is so consistent that I’ve never met a man who went from dating dream girls to going back and seeking notches (though a guy may temporarily want to bang a lot of sluts after he breaks up with his serious girlfriend to ease the pain). Men inevitably shift from a program of notches to quality. From the dozens of hardcore players I’ve met, this rule seems to be nearly universal, for better or worse.

If your notches aren’t giving you happiness like in the past, you have to up your quality, which will reduce your quantity. If sleeping with highly beautiful women isn’t doing it for you either, then you need other hobbies that aren’t centered on women. A piece of advice I’m reluctant to give you is not to bang too many women or even be too good with them, because then you just might get bored of them completely. Then your preferred paradise may be a little cabin in the woods.

My new book, Poosy Paradise, will be released on Friday with five bonuses. Click here for a sample page.

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P.S. My newest book is called Poosy Paradise. It's about my three month trip to Romania in search of poosy paradise. Click here to learn more about the book.

Today I’m excited to release my newest book, Poosy Paradise, a memoir that details my time in Romania.

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The Official Book Description

My search for poosy paradise led me to a grisly city in Eastern Romania that had a plentiful supply of beautiful girls. It’s a place that no sane man would voluntarily live in had it not contained the best fruit of what the human female species can offer.

After blanketing Romanian television and newspapers as the “famous American sex writer” and a “world Don Juan,” I was determined to leverage the temporary fame with my existing game to experience nonstop fornication with the world’s most beautiful women. The result was not exactly what I expected.

In this book you’ll find:

• Dozens of first-hand accounts of what it’s like to pursue girls in Romania
• My latest moves and techniques for getting laid
• Commentary on how big of a role finding poosy paradise is for the lives of modern Western men

Poosy Paradise is the true story of my two month adventure in Eastern Romania, a place where I believed all my sexual dreams would come true.

The Early Reader Review

“L’Etranger” of our times. That’s what the inescapable conclusion is after reading “Poosy Paradise”, a book that details Roosh’s foray into Romania and his struggles with fame. Roosh takes us on a wild ride through the truths often left-unsaid, sparing neither the lively characters he encounters nor his own playboy persona during his adventures in the deliberately-unnamed Romanian city.

Depending on their experiences in life, I feel that people will be either in awe or disgusted upon reading through the tremendous analytic process that deals with Roosh’s skill at game, his overall strategy in selecting cities and countries, and of course his overall evaluation of the spoils he reaps there. Yet to get either all teary-eyed or angry at this book is to miss the point. The point of the book is honesty – no more, no less. Its utterly sincere core is what makes the book so interesting to read, as well as and so unusual in today’s world.

Dialogues might be the best part of the book simply because of the hilarious consequences that Roosh’s honesty produces. When he stopped to ask a woman who was trying to give him dating advice “How many women have you had sex with?”, I nearly spit out my drink. There are dozens of such entertaining conversations, both with men and women. The writing style always kept me in suspense, even when it was obvious what would happen.

The book is strewn with little bits of insight that the observant reader will find helpful, no matter his level of game. From techniques at maneuvering girls into his apartment to making “sex potions”, they are universally refreshing. I particularly enjoyed the observations about fame and how smartphones affect the nature of texting.

The same honesty that makes Poosy Paradise so intriguing is also what gives the book an ultimately depressing undertone. He describes how men are struggling more and more, enduring increasing disrespect and flaking despite achieving ever higher levels of attractiveness. I was especially struck by the scene in which he reconnects with an old prospect who blatantly ignores her own date. Poor guy.

Roosh’s struggle with long-lasting happiness permeates the book. When things are not going well, he is unhappy over the tiniest details. When things are going well, it’s the same. While it drives him to success, this tormented existence also seems to snuff out joy and pride.

This painful combination is what ultimately makes Poosy Paradise so special – a philosophical book rather than a travel guide, game guide or memoir. Such honesty and insight about the world might be depressing (for me at least), but they are hard to find nowadays.

An excellent read.

The Six Bonuses

If you purchase the ebook edition of Poosy Paradise before Sunday at midnight, you get the following six bonuses:

20 Tips To Help You Get Laid While Traveling (pdf)

It will be hard for you to fail on your trip if you follow the advice in this document. I share all the tips (some old, some new) that will help ensure your visit to any international city is sexually successful. You’ll learn…

• how long to stay in a city and which days are best for a bang mission
• whether you should focus on night game or day game
• easy openers that work in any country
• a simple routine that speeds up the sex process on girls who aren’t as slutty as American girls
• an easy move to weed out girls who aren’t serious about getting banged by you

We’re almost at the point of love tourism where if you fail to get laid within a two week period, it’s due to poor effort on your part than a lack of information or knowledge.

My Thoughts On 78 International Cities (pdf)

This 13-page document is a trip down memory lane that spans the past nine years, starting in 2005 with my trip to Venezuela and ending in 2014 with my stay in Russia. I share brief remarks on every city I’ve been to in 26 countries (except Spain and Italy, which were more like sightseeing trips). I hope to leave you with the least amount of doubt possible on whether the cities reviewed are worth it for you to visit or not. If you’re planning any serious travel to South America or Eastern Europe, this guide will help narrow it down for you so you don’t waste time with inferior cities.

A Friendly Guide To Becoming Conversational In The Russian Language (pdf)

I’ve been studying Russian on and off for the past couple years, but intensively for the past 7 months. I’m at the cusp of being conversational (my Russian teacher says I’m at level B1). This is a decent accomplishment considering how hard the language is. In this document, I share the best resources and tips to get you up to speed so that you can meet women using the Russian language. I also include the order at which you should begin to tackle the language so you don’t frustrate yourself and quit prematurely.

5 Things You Should Know About Russia

In this 9-minute private Youtube video, I give you a no-bullshit summary of my recent two-month adventure in Russia. You’ll learn…

• the primary aesthetic and personality differences between Russian girls and Ukrainian girl (and how that will affect your game)
• the biggest obstacle to staying in Russia long term
• how you must prepare yourself for “face control”
• additional tips on how to make your Russia trip successful

I’ll probably share some of this information on the blog eventually, but you get to take advantage of my analysis before everyone else.

10 City Datasheet Package

Late last year I sold a package of ten datasheets on the following cities:

• Montreal
• Toronto
• Chisinau (Moldova)
• Lublin (Poland)
• Warsaw
• Bucharest (Romania)
• Cluj (Romania)
• Iasi (Romania)
• Kiev
• Odessa (Ukraine)

Each datasheet contains…

• summaries on how to run game in each city along with descriptions on the appearance and vibe of the local talent
• 107 total reviews for day and night venues that give you the best advice for meeting women
• official web links for most day and night venues so you can check out a spot beforehand by viewing photos and schedules
• straight talk on if the city will be worth it for you or not
• 34 total pages (14,736 words) of analysis

Though I published these PDFs last year, the package still contains tons of fresh tips and venue advice.

28% discount off the regular price

You get all of the above—232 total pages of travel stories, advice, data, and strategy for… $5. After Sunday, the bonuses will disappear forever and the price of the book alone will rise to $6.99. These specials are only available this weekend, no exceptions!

Get Poosy Paradise + Bonuses

Click one of the following links to continue:

• Learn more details about what’s inside the book
• Order paperback or Kindle copy from Amazon
• Order your ebook copy (pdf, mobi, and epub) for instant download

If you buy Poosy Paradise from Amazon, forward your receipt to poosyparadise@rooshv.com to get your bonuses. Receipt must be dated before Monday, August 4.

Poosy Paradise is my fourth memoir. You can clearly see my development but also the changing struggles from my first memoir, A Dead Bat In Paraguay. If you’re new to my work, I recommend reading all my memoirs in the order I published them by grabbing the below package for $14.97. The download package contains pdf, mobi, and epub formats for each book, along with the bonuses.

Click here to order the Quadruple Memoir Combo

I started writing my first book, Bang, back in 2006. In the past eight years, I’ve written 17 books that contain 1,868 pages and 680,149 words. I’ve also produced both the Bang and Day Bang audiobooks with the help of professional voice actors. In this godzilla combo special, get all 17 books, the two audiobooks in mp3 format (11 hours and 45 minutes total length), and the Poosy Paradise bonuses for only $35. The price will go up after Sunday.

Click here to order the My Life’s Work Combo (555 megabyte download)

I’ll be online all weekend so email me if you have a question or a problem with downloading.

Like always, I thank you for your support, and I hope that my work continues to give you value. I will keep documenting my life’s journey for you, both the good and the bad.

P.S. My newest book is called Poosy Paradise. It's about my three month trip to Romania in search of poosy paradise. Click here to learn more about the book.