If I came to Warsaw before first going to Poland’s second-tier cities, there probably wouldn’t have been a Bang Poland. It’s a lackluster city in every respect: it’s ugly, the talent is low, and the competition is more intense. The biggest positive about Warsaw is that there is a greater selection of quiet cafes.
GIRLS
The response I got from the Polish girls here was not as warm as I was used to, especially girls older than 23, who you think would be more eager to meet an older foreign man. This served as a reminder to me that whichever country I travel to, it’s always the younger girls who are most open to a sexual experience with a foreigner. I also noticed that Polish women tend to hit a wall around 28. While their bodies stay fit, their faces see rapid degradation as their “baby fat” evaporates and reduces the suppleness of their neck, jaw, and cheeks, exaggerating common Polish features of big noses and sharp chins.
While the attitude I received here wasn’t worse than Washington DC or Toronto, I saw some shocking behavior in women who would flat-out ignore me when I approached or ask me to buy them a drink. I thought Polish women were universally sweet, but in this capital city environment, they were soured from all the attention they received from Polish guys who were more well-off than in the second tier cities. Being from the USA here only offered a mild benefit.
Understand that everyone is coming here for jobs, including Polish guys re-entering the country from a manual labor stint in Britain. The amount of sausage, especially at night, can be staggering. The girls are being swept up by the changes: smart phones are near universal and there is status-seeking in elite clubs. It’s a city on the up and up, which means that being a foreigner here isn’t enough to make it “easy” for me like it was in Poznan. Even Krakow was far easier than Warsaw.
The most amazing interaction I had upon my first week was with an adorable French-Argentine girl. This would absolutely not happen in other Polish cities, so if that isn’t proof enough that you should avoid Warsaw, I don’t know what is. I wouldn’t waste more than a weekend of time here. In spite of the downsides, there are some nice girls, but you have to put in strenuous labor to find and game them. Big city logistics will make it tough because chances are she lives halfway across town. Isolation is also hard because groups are larger and cockblocking more prevalent.
The city itself is quite depressing. Just knowing you’re in a place that the Nazis complete razed gave it a haunted feel, not helped by the communist-era buildings that only recently are being shadowed by modern skyscrapers. There are also lots of homeless bums and drunks that will approach you constantly.
WHERE TO STAY
The best area to stay in is Nowy Swiat. It’s near a lot of small bars and cafes that you can use as date venues. I used Capital Apartments. You can also try P&O. The Marriot hotel is also a nice pick since it’s close to the big mall, but a bit of a hike from the nightlife.
THE BOTTOM LINE
You could launch an missile from an American drone and it will hit a random town in Poland that is easier than Warsaw. On the other hand, the nightlife is quite varied and you will probably find something that you like, but who cares if it’s packed with dudes? I guess a weekend here wouldn’t kill you, but if you have limited time to stay in Poland, Warsaw is a definite pass.
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